Y'see those reports of the people in the streets of Paris getting sprayed with hoses? Now of course they're saying that those people are protesting job laws...but let's stop and consider what we know about the French; 1) They have some of the best laws protecting workers in the world, 2) They stink, ok , ok that's rumored but stay with me.

Now you see a bunch of people out there that allegedly stink, and you see a bunch of hoses...pass the soap sils vous plait?