Hey coach, send me in!

So you wanna be a Bruin eh kid?

Can't ya just hear the lockers slamming, players talking, towels flying through the air that is filled with the smell of sweaty socks, unwashed cups, and a mix of Canadian beer and thick Boston Lager?

Matt Rogers from Manchestah New Hampsha wants to be a Bruin and who can blame him. He's joined the newest hiccup in the reality show craze called "Be a Bruin" which will air on New England's, NESN channel later this year in the Fall.

So...recently we're sitting around the table at lunch and Danny-boy's eyebrows shoot up.

He turns a picture in the paper towards me and says what do you see?

On closer inspection I say, Is that..?

Danny-boy cracks up. It sure looks like it.

Is that in today's paper?

Danny boy points out the date.

Are there any other copies? And the table took off looking for copies.

Why don't we take a closer look... The Coach is holding a red dry erase marker drawing out the teams plan of attack...and if you look closely, Matt has his tongue out eager to get into the game.















The original picture was in color and nearly full page. Of course we couldn't find it on the net...so here it is with some red highlights to point out their plan. Go back to the top and compare the two. The top picture has been altered in no way aside from it being in black and white instead of it's original color.

I dunno about you, but they didn't offer hockey at my high school.

Damn...