Welcome to NH....
The news today said there are nearly 22,000 people in the state without power. No wonder they're all so pale. No power means no heat. Temps are supposed to be hovering around 8.
It's the end of the world as we know it....
American idol is back. Randy still says "Dawg", Simon still makes fun of people, and Paula, Google her in the news, and she obviously is still on crack. America is obsessed with this show, and delusions of grandeur. A young man with no talent broke down and cried and his mother held him and said it's Ok honey, one day you'll be famous. I encourage my son and tell him he can do anything he wants, but if he couldn't sing, I wouldn't tell him one day he'll be famous because of it.
Popcorn report.....
You know those Burger King commercials with the plastic King? Well there's now an Orville Redenbacker guy. He does a really bad impersonation, and I don't think his face is entirely real. Kinda like that weird old guy/thing that used to dance on the Six Flag's commercials. Hmmm might be the same guy. I don't hink i'll eat popcorn again. I'm a little weirded out. It's 10 o'clock shoppers....Do you know where your purple velvet sweat suit is? You do? well if it's after 10 pm then you should throw it on and go on down to your loca Wal Mart. I saw one. Kinda scary. Remember this line? "Violet, you're turning Violet, Violet!" And she expanded and needed to be juiced. It didn't work. I saw her.
Last and least.....
I looked into getting a part-time job. Right, I have that much free time. Anyway I looked into it and UPS invited me to come down and take a tour and interview.....at 530 AM. Who takes tours at 530 a.m.? is that ridiculous? Who interviews at 530? It might be a trap. No i'm not paranoid...but they are watching.
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